Justin Trudeau Resigns To Join Jacinda Ardern, On Speaking Tour On How To Destroy A Nation

OTTAWA, CA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his immediate resignation today, stating his newfound purpose is to educate the world on the art of destroying a nation.

"I've realized that my true calling lies in sharing the expertise I've gathered in dismantling a nation's economy, culture, and spirit," Trudeau explained in a tearful press conference. He revealed plans to join forces with former New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern, who, after her own departure from politics, has been living off speaking events charging $200k on how to destroy a nation.