Justin Trudeau Resigns After Realising His Gay

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OTTAWA — With increasing public outrage and sinking in polls for the upcoming general election, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally quit admitting he’s gay at running countries.

The long overdue announcement was unfortunately pushed beyond its expiry date so much that it brought out the old stereotype slur from Justin Trudeau admitting he’s gay. “I’m gay,” said Mr. Trudeau at the press conference announcing his resignation. “I suck at governing, eh.”

The opposition party leader agreed, and welcome the resignation. "Yup, he is a certified loser," said Pierre Poilievre. "We are thankful for Mr. Trudeau for destroying a nation to a point that Trump wants to buy it for free.”

Trudeau summarised his gayness, “We arrested protestors that did not take vaccine, we shut down their bank accounts, we destroyed the economy, and we imported many unwanted immigrants. This was necessary.”

Following his formal resignation, Trudeau is expected to move back to Cuba as Fidel Castro’s heir and start governing Cuba.

At publishing time, Canadian officials confirmed a 3-day mourning where every citizen will be asked to wear a black face in the memory of Mr. Trudeau.