Judith Collins Plopped Down On The Couch With Sweet And Salty Popcorn To Watch Trump Bomb Yemen

WELLINGTON, NZ — New Zealand’s Defense Minister Judith Collins has had a busy few months condemning the Houthi rebels for their relentless attacks on commercial ships in the Red Sea.

But Sunday night, she finally got a chance to kick back, relax, and enjoy the show. With a bowl of sweet and salty popcorn in hand, Collins plopped onto her couch, eagerly tuning in to watch President Donald Trump unleash a barrage of bombs on Yemen’s Houthi-held territories.

“I’ve been waiting for someone to sort these jokers out,” Collins reportedly said. “The Houthis have been mucking up the Red Sea for too long. Time to see some fireworks!”

While Collins watched the bombings live on Fox News, Trump’s newly minted Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth appeared on TV saying, “we’re gonna keep hitting ‘em until they stop messing with the ships,” prompting Collins to let out an appreciative “Crikey, that’s a good one!” between mouthfuls of popcorn.