Journalist Vanishes From The Oval Office After Saudi Crown Prince Visit
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — CNN journalist Kaitlan Collins has gone missing shortly after a high-profile meeting between President Trump and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS) in the Oval Office.
White House officials insist the disappearance is coincidental and unrelated to the state visit from Saudi Arabian officials. “Collins was here one minute, asking triggering questions about Jamal Khashoggi, and the next... poof,” said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. “We’re sure she’ll turn up. Maybe she just stepped out for air.”
Collins, known for her fake news, has been critical of Saudi Arabia, and there was speculation among journalists that this might happen.
Sources close to the administration, speaking on condition of anonymity because they value their limbs, suggested Collins may have overstepped by inquiring about Saudi investments in American media.
The Saudi embassy released a statement denying any involvement, calling the allegations “baseless and disrespectful to our longstanding alliance.”
At publishing time, As the search continues, the journalism community mourns the potential loss of another fake news reporter.