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John Tamihere Vows To Step Down, Right After Installing ATM In Beehive Lobby

Oct 14, 2025
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WELLINGTON, NZ — John Tamihere, president of Te Pāti Māori, has promised to resign from his role as soon as he finishes installing a shiny new ATM in the Beehive’s lobby.

Tamihere’s latest venture, Tamihere Bank, a deposit-only Bank for government funds, is set to rake in millions in partnership with the New Zealand government.

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