John Oliver Says Women Are The Real Threat When It Comes To Men Competing In Women's Sports

NEW YORK, NY — On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver tackled men in women’s sports, insisting women are the real threat after female athletes crushed him in a series of challenges.

“The data’s clear,” he gasped. “These women are unstoppable, maybe they should be banned!”

Oliver dismissed concerns about transgender women dominating, scoffing at footage of Lia Thomas towering over rivals. “It’s not biology, it’s fairness,” he said, before losing a race to a 12-year-old girl and tapping out in a grapple. “See? Totally equal!”

“He’s clueless,” tweeted Riley Gaines. J.K. Rowling added, “Women are a threat when you ignore science.”

Oliver, bruised but defiant, claimed women’s “grit” outshines any male advantage. “Muscle mass? Overrated,” he wheezed, sprawled on a mat after Susan, a mom of three, ran him ragged.