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John Minto Proves Jesus Was Palestinian By Simply Holding A Bowl Of Falafels

John Minto Proves Jesus Was Palestinian By Simply Holding A Bowl Of Falafels

DUNEDIN, NZ — In a stunning revelation that have rewritten the very foundations of history, political activist John Minto has provided the long-awaited evidence that Jesus was, in fact, Palestinian.

Dec 10, 2024
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DUNEDIN, NZ — In a stunning revelation that have rewritten the very foundations of history, political activist John Minto has provided the long-awaited evidence that Jesus was, in fact, Palestinian.

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