Joe Rogan Guest Claims She Knows People Who Know People Who Have Seen Stuff That Look Like Stuff That Kinda Look Like UFOs

AUSTIN, TX — Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna left listeners baffled and bemused as she danced around the topic of extraterrestrial life with the finesse of a politician dodging an insider-trading question.

The episode featured Luna repeatedly asserting that she knows people who’ve seen stuff that looks like stuff from a different dimension, while sprinkling the phrase “energy things” into the conversation like a chef over-seasoning a bland stew.