Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.
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AUSTIN, TX — As Tesla officially rolls out Robotaxi, adding to the rapid growth of artificial intelligence doing human jobs, many are wondering if they will be left without a job soon.
The Chimp Chronicles consulted with Funny Machines to come up with the following list of jobs that will be safe from being replaced by A.I.
Driving Ubers: People still love stinky taxis driven by Indians!
Farming: Robots simply can’t handle too many complex variations
Starbucks Barista: Artificial Intelligence will struggle with misspelling your name on your coffee order
A Democrat in Congress: A.I. simply cannot achieve this level of stupidity
WNBA Player: Artificial Intelligence is simply not interested in poking Caitlin Clarke in the eye
Joe Rogan: He will be around for another 50 years, given the amount of testosterone he’s injecting in his veins to stay fit!
A Chimp at the Zoo: Artificial Intelligence working as a chimp won’t be able to jerk off, as soon as a visitor starts recording him on this phone
Terrorist: Artificial Intelligence is not that keen on murdering innocent people (so have at it humans)
Pedos: A.I. is simply not in the mood to fiddle kids
Chimp Chronicles Writer: This is highly contested with Funny Machines, but humans still rule when it comes to comedy!
If you are working on any job listed above, you’re safe. If not, time to consider a career change.