Jimmy Carter Dies Happy Knowing Biden Beat Him At 'Worst President Alive'

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PLAINS, GA — Former President Jimmy Carter passed away at the age of 100, reportedly with a smile on his face. Sources close to Carter reveal that his final moments were filled with a sense of relief and joy, knowing that President Joe Biden had surpassed him in the ignominious title of 'Worst President Alive'.

"I can finally rest easy," Carter supposedly whispered to his grandson, Jason, with a wink. "I'm no longer the bottom of the barrel, of the worst Presidents ever lived."

Carter, who served from 1977 to 1981, has held the title of ‘Worst President Alive’ ever since until Biden got elected in senile state. "I thought I was the worst, but Joe Biden's got me beat. He's made me look like a statesman," Carter was heard whispering.

"I guess you could say I grew peanuts, and Biden grew... well, not much," Carter quipped in what would be one of his last humorous moments.

Carter's family has confirmed that his final days were spent in reflection, often with a wry smile, as he watched the news. "He always said, 'I might not have been the best president, but at least I was never the worst.' Now, he can leave this world knowing even that's not true anymore," shared a teary-eyed Chip Carter, Jimmy's son.

At publishing time, Biden is unaware of Jimmy’s passing, as he’s having his 46th nap of the day.