Jews Are Much More Safer In Israel Than Anywhere In The World
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The war is over, peace is upon Israel, and tourism is officially back — making Israel the safest place to be for Jews.
“You can gather around with family and friends, without the fear of experiencing antisemitism, and you have the best food, and activities to enjoy,” said Minister of Tourism, Haim Katz. “Come enjoy the safest place on Earth.”
Israel offers some of the best views to enjoy, and now, with the luxury of not worrying about a rocket landing on your head.
The streets are buzzing, unemployment is near-zero, and there are more jobs than ever.
“This is the best place to be,” said Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. “Please visit, and if you’re a Jew, this is the safest place to be.”
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