WASHINGTON, D.C. — After killing Pope Francis to end the reign of the “woke pope,” JD Vance reportedly expressed frustration after the Vatican went with a liberal and anti-Trump Pope.
“Time I schedule a meeting with this new pope,” whispered JD Vance in Trump’s ears at the Oval Office.
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