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JD Vance Headed To New Zealand As Part Of Global Tour To Tell Politicians That They Suck At Running Countries

Feb 18, 2025
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WORLD TOUR — After a successful speaking tour in Europe telling politicians to get their shit together, JD Vance has been instructed by President Trump to embark on a world speaking tour, telling politicians that they suck at running their countries, and that they should “get their shit together.”

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