JD Vance Dons Elf Costume, Sneaks Into White House To Uncover Biden's 'Grinch-Like' Schemes Against Trump

WASHINGTON. D.C. — JD Vance was spotted crawling through the White House vents dressed as Buddy the Elf, armed with a candy cane to expose the fires President Joe Biden is starting before leaving office.

"I'm just here to see what kind of holiday mischief they're cooking up to sabotage President Trump before he even gets back into office," Vance whispered to a curious Secret Service agent, who was momentarily distracted by the senator's convincing elf ears.