James Cameron Escapes Country Destined To Colonise Mars, For A Country Sinking Like Titanic

WELLINGTON, NZ — James Cameron has officially ditched the U.S. that is manufacturing rockets like Starship to conquer other planets, for New Zealand, a country that is sinking like Titanic.

“Oh it is horrible, Trump is crashing the country,” said a dramatic James Cameron on Paddy Gower’s podcast, The Fake News Podcast.

New Zealand, billed by woke elites as an escape hatch from Western collapse, is less a lifeboat and more a rusty dinghy taking on water faster than you can say “Hail Jacinda Ardern.”

Cameron’s new home boasts sky-high inflation, a housing crisis that makes California look affordable, and a government so obsessed with climate virtue-signaling it’s banned cows from farting without a permit.