Jacinda Ardern Film '1984' Premiered At Sundance Film Festival

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SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Jacinda Ardern graced the Sundance Film Festival with the premiere of her new film 1984, which portrays Ardern as the most successful big brother overseeing a surveillance state right in the heart of what was once known as the land of the long white cloud.

Critics and festival-goers alike were left pondering whether they were watching a documentary or a work of satire, as scenes of Ardern's regime tracking down conservative voices, censoring dissent, and enforcing lockdown measures eerily mirrored her tenure in office.

The film opens with Ardern implementing a ‘for your safety’ surveillance program that had every Kiwi under watchful eyes. The narrative quickly escalates as conservative personalities are hunted down, their voices silenced under the guise of maintaining national harmony. The plot thickens with scenes of mass shutdowns, where businesses are boarded up, schools are closed, and the populace is confined to their homes, all while Ardern's character assures the nation that these measures are temporary, much like Oceania's endless war.

As the story unfolds, the resistance grows, but it's met with the full might of Ardern's Big Brother machinery. The narrative takes a dark turn as the film portrays her administration's relentless pursuit of those daring to speak out, using technology and the police to monitor and control the populace's every move.

At publishing time, rumours were swirling that Ardern had been spotted boarding a plane, after being chased out of town by the residence of Utah in fear that she might takeover their state.