Headlines that should be satire, but aren’t: Not The Chimp
WELLINGTON, NZ — In testimony before the Royal Commission of Inquiry for Covid-19, the former Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern showed off her new toothbrush moustache while justifying her Government's response to Covid-19 response.
The testimony are part of a full scale inquiry into the mass deaths and injuries caused by vaccines, masks, and converting homes into concentration camps to keep people locked-up and starved.
Jacinda famously championed a bill to change the ownership of citizens from personal sovereignty to state-owned slaves, making it legal to do what she did, after Cam Slater exposed that her actions were illegal.
The former Prime Minister was grilled for 5 hours on the first day, getting more coverage than the Nuremberg trials.
At pressing time, Jacinda was seen brushing her toothbrush moustache during a break between questioning.
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