Israel Warns Children Who Spend More Than 60 Seconds In Queue For Aid

ISRAEL — The IDF has dropped millions of poster warning children to not stay in queue for aid for more than 60 seconds, or else, they will be blown up.

“We care about you, but we want to kill bad guys, so if you are in the way, we will blow you up,” read the poster with a picture of Bezalel Smotrich.

Kids in Gaza looked at each other with confusion, with one saying, “isn’t this aid for us? and there are a lot of us? clearly we need more than 60 seconds,” said Hamdan. “No, we are evil worshippers, and this food will give the nourishment to fight the evil zionists. So they are killing us now,” replied another kid, Salma.

At publishing time, Israel has installed a stopwatch in every aid station with a 60 second deadline.