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Israel Hacks Netflix Accounts Of Top Iranian Nuclear Weapon Scientists, Blowing Up Their Apartments While Binge Watching Breaking Bad

Israel Hacks Netflix Accounts Of Top Iranian Nuclear Weapon Scientists, Blowing Up Their Apartments While Binge Watching Breaking Bad

Jun 13, 2025
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Israel Hacks Netflix Accounts Of Top Iranian Nuclear Weapon Scientists, Blowing Up Their Apartments While Binge Watching Breaking Bad
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TEHRAN — Israel has reportedly escalated its covert operations against Iran by hacking into the Netflix accounts of top nuclear scientists. Sources close to the operation claim that Mossad agents infiltrated the streaming profiles of key Iranian figures, rigging their accounts so that selecting Breaking Bad—a show popular among Nuclear bomb makers in Iran—triggers a catastrophic explosion in their smart TVs.

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