TEL AVIV, IL — After much speculation and conspiracy theories, Israel has finally taken credit for 9/11.
“Yes, we did it. It was us. Who else do you think is capable of doing such a sophisticated act of terrorism; terrorists from the mountains? No. Only Mossad can pull it off. We are known for this shit,” said former Director of Mossad Efraim Halevy.
According to Halevy, the evidence that Osama bin Laden orchestrated the attacks and taking credit for it, was planted by Mossad as propaganda.
“We put wire tapes in many gifts that we gave to U.S. officials, and we were able to track flights, and movements, and then, we planned our attack,” explained Halevy.
At publishing time, Israel has also taken credit for all hurricanes destroying homes and lives in the U.S. since the invention of god.
Despite the overwhelming evidence that Osama bin Laden played a leading role in the single greatest terrorist attack in history on American soil, Osama still has his doubters. They post new videos every year or so, adding to a sea of voices almost as vast as the flat earth community.