Iran Retaliates By Destroying Culturally Significant American Sites Like McDonald's And Starbucks
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TEHRAN — Immediately after president Trump’s targeted attacks on Iran’s nuclear facilities, Iran responded by hitting culturally significant American sites in the Middle East including McDonald’s and Starbucks.
“We will hit America where it hurts most,” said Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei. “We have fired ballistic missile at Starbucks so you no longer can drink your shit coffee anymore, and McDonald’s, to save you from killing yourself with processed fast food. Death to America!”
After President Trump warned Iran to not attack American bases in the region, Iran’s Supreme Leader choose to go after culturally significant sites where Americans spend most of their time.
The attacks lasted 24 hours, with 50 sites around the Middle East destroyed, using precision ballistic missiles to avoid civilian casualty. “The most evil country in the world, America, will be hit hard, in the name of Allah,” declared Iran’s Supreme Leader.
At publishing time, Iran has also added Walmart to their target list.