Iran Claim Israel Uses Magic Carpet To Move Netanyahu Every Time They Aim
JERUSALEM — After failing to assassinate Israel's Prime Minister, Iran's incompetent assassins claim that every time they get a lock on Netanyahu, he's spirited away on a military-grade magic carpet.
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