Investigation Reveals Trump Purposely Added Jeffrey Goldberg In The War Group Chat So Terrorists Know Exactly When They Are Getting Bombed

WASHINGTON D.C. – A bombshell investigation has uncovered that President Donald Trump intentionally added Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg to a top-secret military group chat titled “Houthi PC Small Group,” ensuring the Yemen-based militia would know precisely when and how they’re about to get obliterated.

The group chat, which reportedly includes high-ranking Pentagon officials, a few three-star generals, and now Goldberg, has been buzzing with messages like “Tuesday, 3 PM, drone swarm, bring sunscreen” and “Friday night special: Tomahawk delivery, extra crispy.”