INJUSTICE: Trump Sentenced To Eating Only McDonald's

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NEW YORK, NY — The “hush money” trial against President-elect Donald Trump came to an end after he was forced to appear in court virtually as presiding Judge Juan Merchan cruelly sentenced him to eat only Mc’Donald’s from now on.

The sentence was handed down this morning in a New York courtroom, with gasps being heard from the gallery when Judge Merchan informed Trump of his punishment. The president-elect voiced his opposition over the phone.

"This whole trial, is a disgrace and an attack on democracy," Trump told reporters. "My entire life, I have been eating McDonald’s, and it is what I serve on Trump Force One. It's the best food you can find in America. Ask RFK. You know RFK? Our Health Secretary? He will say this too. Very smart guy. AMAZING. Just like his uncle. Now, this corrupt judge sentences me to eat only McDonald’s? Why do this when I eat McDonald’s everyday anyway? This is a perfect example of how far our nation has fallen. Wasting millions on a case with no reason. MAGA."

Trump's attorney, Alina Habba, reiterated the legal team's stance that the trial was unjust. "It's a clear case of judicial malpractice," she told reporters. "Even if you believe that Donald Trump is guilty of these charges, sentencing a human being to be limited to eating McDonald’s is funny coz he eats it everyday. We will fight this sentence."

At publishing time, judge Merchan threatened to punish Trump if he challenges his decision, by only eating at KFC.