Initial Reports Confirm Tragedy Was The Fault Of DEI Pilots Playing 'Game Of Chicken'

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U.S. — As investigations continue into the cause of the deadly crash between a military helicopter and a civilian plane, the initial report confirmed that the crash was the fault of DEI pilots playing ‘game of chicken’

Authorities were confident that this was DEI gone wrong. Sources close to the investigation disclosed that inexperienced pilots love plying game of chicken in the skies to hold position on the fastest route home.

"We are confident that this crash was caused by DEI pilots," said President Trump. "I know CNN will say all the details are not yet analysed but I know. This was two DEI pilots playing game of chicken. It happens a lot. A lot of pilots are always competing on taking the fastest route and often end up fighting it out on the radio. Most of the game, one pilot gives way. But when you have DEI, then things go wrong.”

Even new media has already started to make statements on what went wrong, when the legacy media is holding back from spreading lies, which is kinda strange. “This was DEI. Playing chicken in the skies. This is crazy,” said Joe Rogan on his podcast featuring a dragon that doesn’t shoot fire.

At publishing time, out of respect for the victims, everyone has agreed that we will only blame DEI on this crash!