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India Retaliates Against Pakistan With Endless Customer Service Calls

May 08, 2025
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NEW DELHI — India has unleashed an unrelenting barrage of customer service calls in retaliation to Pakistan’s airstrikes.

Sources confirm that Pakistan’s entire telecommunications network has ground to a halt after being inundated with millions of calls.

The operation, codenamed “Operation Dial Tone,” reportedly began at 3 a.m. local time when India’s elite call center task force started making calls to every single phone number in Pakistan.

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