In The Interest Of Transparency, Karoline Leavitt Makes Public "Boys Will Be Boys" Activities At The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has pulled back the curtain on what she calls "boys will be boys" activities at the White House.
Take, for instance, the recent spat between Elon Musk and Peter Navarro over tariffs—turns out, it wasn’t a policy rift but a sanctioned Oval Office debate, complete with popcorn and scorecards, hosted by Donald Trump himself.
In the interest of transparency, she’s now released a list of the top 10 “boys will be boys” activities that keep the boys at the White House entertained.
Buckle up—here they are:
Sumo wrestling showdowns - staffers don inflatable suits and duke it out in the Rose Garden
Who can slurp noodles the loudest - weekly contest in the dining room, where cabinet members battle it out over ramen
Penis size competition - held in the Situation Room with a tape measure
Drinking the most Bud Lights - friday night ritual to unearth the gayest person at the White House
Betting on sports - from NBA to the Super Bowl
Watching UFC - saturday nights mean pay-per-view cage fights
Hot wing eating challenge - who can handle the spiciest wings
Power Slap - who can knock the other one out with a powerful slap
Burping contest - post-lunch competitions with world leaders
Motorbike revving in the driveway - A late-night favorite!
At publishing time, Karoline Leavitt teased that next week’s press briefing might feature live coverage of the noodle-slurping semifinals.