"I Don't Care": Luxon Breaks Down His Latest Catchphrase
WELLINGTON, NZ — After a terrible first-year as Prime Minister with a failing economy and dropping in popularity in the polls, Luxon sat down with The Chimp Chronicles for an exclusive on his latest catchphrase “I don’t care.”
Here are 10 things Christopher Luxon just doesn’t care about;
Kids going to school hungry: “just make a marmite sandwich and grab an apple,” when pressed hard, he replied, “I don’t care,”
Prisoner voting rights: “no!.. I don’t care,”
His popularity in polls: “its from the Taxpayers Union.. so.. don’t care really,”
Increasing budget deficit: “we need to spend more to control the spending,” when questioned on his logic, he shot back, “I just don’t care!”
Putting on weight: Luxon has put on 20 kgs since becoming Prime Minister. When asked about his health choices, he replied, “I have bigger issues to worry about, so I don’t care really,”
What is a woman?: “I don’t care.. and I don’t care about your pronouns either,”
Senior doctors strike: but that’s 4000 appointments delayed?! “yea.. I don’t care,” said Luxon, “that’s on Simeon Brown.. LOL”
Trump’s tariffs: “don’t start with that.. you know that I don’t care about these things and the economy,”
Who should be the next pope: “oh look.. what I say to you is: I don’t care”
Climate change: “Oh I care about this very much.. I just borrowed $26 billion to invest into the Paris Climate Agreement!”
There you go! What else does Luxon doesn’t care about? drop it in the comments below.