Hunter Biden Breaks Down 7 Reasons Crack Cocaine Is Good For you
Hunter Biden sat down with Channel 5 to break down why crack cocaine is better than just cocaine, and probably, alcohol:
Crack is just cocaine, baking soda, and water—whip it up in a mayo jar and feel like a scientist. Remember to include this new skill in your resume.
Crack is cleaner than tap water. It burns off impurities, making it the artisanal.
Safer than alcohol. Hunter claims crack’s probably less destructive than alcohol.
The addiction is as healthy as your morning routine.
Hunter swears crack doesn’t change your behavior, so you’re just you.. kinda.
Crack creates jobs in the prostitution and stripping industry.
You can start a YouTube channel on how to make crack at home