Hitler's Approval Rating Hits All Time High

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Adolf Hitler—also known to the American public as President Donald Trump—has achieved an unprecedented approval rating, according to a new poll conducted by NBC.

The survey, released Monday, shows Hitler’s approval soaring to 68%, the highest mark of any U.S. president in modern history. While Democrats continue to double down on their insistence that the newly re-elected leader is, in fact, the infamous 20th-century dictator reincarnated, Trump continues to resonate with Americans.