Hitler Urges Nation To Be Kind To Jacinda
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As New Zealand’s Royal Commission of Inquiry into the COVID-19 response enters its second phase, former Prime Minister Dame Jacinda Ardern faces mounting pressure to return from her overseas hideout to answer for her role in the nation’s draconian pandemic policies.
Kiwis, still fuming over the damage Jacinda did, are demanding that she returns to New Zealand to face Nuremberg-like trials.
Adolf Hitler defended Ardern, urging New Zealanders to be kind, and stick together as a team of 5 million. “She is not that bad. She only killed a few thousand people, injured a few with the vaccines, and destroyed a few thousand jobs. So please be kind to her.”
At publishing time, Ardern was reportedly spotted practicing all the lies she hs rehearsed to tell during her trial.