NAZI GERMANY — Adolf Hitler, Führer of Nazi Germany, has issued a cease-and-desist letter to Alex Jones, an American radio host, for wearing his patented toothbrush moustache.
The sternly worded letter, stamped with the Reich’s eagle insignia, demands that the broadcaster cease the “outrageous theft of my sacred mustache design.”
The controversy erupted after Alex Jones revealed the toothbrush, to poke fun at the leftists, but was soon met with Hitler’s blitz.
At publishing time, after 24 hours of wearing Hitler’s moustache, Alex Jones has started speaking in German. He is expected to appear in a Nazi military outfit after 48 hours of wearing Hitler’s moustache.