Hitler Concerned This Elon Guy Is Making Him Look Bad

NAZI GERMANY — Adolf Hitler has expressed profound dismay over Elon Musk's recent actions, particularly after he allegedly performed what looked like a Hitler salute at Donald Trump's inauguration.

According to sources, Hitler was furious at Musk. "NIEN NIEN NIEN. I spent my entire reign perfecting that salute," Hitler grumbled, "and here comes this Musk fellow, turning it into a meme at a political rally."

"You think I was bad? Look at this guy, making my salute look like a party trick," Hitler was heard complaining to fellow damned souls in hell.

Musk's gesture has sparked a wave of commentary in both the mortal and immortal realms. "I thought my reputation was secure," Hitler mused, "but this is like watching someone take a sacred, albeit evil, symbol and use it for a cheap laugh. Where's the respect for the art of dictatorship?"

At publishing time, there are whispers that Hitler has started a "Salute Reclamation Committee" in the depths of Hell, aimed at restoring the sinister prestige of his signature gesture.