Here's Margot Robbie In A Bubble Bath To Explain How Luxon Is Funneling Taxpayer Money Into Blackrock And Vanguard So After He Quits Politics He'll Be Worth $30 Million Dollars Like Jacinda

Hollywood bombshell Margot Robbie took time out of her busy bubble-bath session to explain how Zealand Prime Minister Christopher Luxon is funneling taxpayer money into Blackrock and Vanguard so when he quits politics, he will end up with a $30 million net worth, similar to Jacinda, because why serve the public if you don’t get rich.

“Now here’s how public servants become millionaires,” Robbie explained, holding a glass of champagne while exposing her knee from the bubble bath. “Luxon pushes through these big, noble-sounding projects—climate, green energy, you name it—and somehow, every contract ends up with companies tied to BlackRock and Vanguard. Coincidence? I think not. He’s basically building himself a money hot tub for when he quits.”