Helen Clark Talks To Hamas Terrorists Disguised As Journalists At Gaza Border

EGYPT — Former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark found herself in a peculiar situation after speaking with Journalists at the Gaza-Egypt border, after Israel revealed that they were terrorists.

Clark made the visit to the border to see for herself that aid trucks are being turned around by Israel, and to get the news from credible journalists on the ground.

“These are not real journalists. They are terrorists.” said Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. “We just killed one for spreading propaganda. For your own safety, please go back home to New Zealand before you collapse from old age and dehydration.”

Clark visited the Rafah Crossing border with Egypt alongside former President of Ireland Mary Robinson on behalf of The Elders.

At publishing time, Israel has removed Helen Clark from the border, and put her on the next flight back to New Zealand.