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Hegseth Inks War Plan ‘Death To Jihad’ On His Forehead To Avoid Future Leaks
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Hegseth Inks War Plan ‘Death To Jihad’ On His Forehead To Avoid Future Leaks

Mar 29, 2025
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Washington D.C. buzzed as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth debuted a “Death to Jihad” tattoo across his forehead, unveiled during the opening of the White House’s first tattoo parlour.

The ex-Fox News host, sporting his “kafir” and “Deus Vult” ink, called his latest tattoo a response to the liberal media’s outrage towards war plans that got leaked.

“Here you go. No more leaks. My war plan is now visible to all,” said Hegseth.

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