Hamas Leader Awaits Ceasefire Confirmation On His Pager Before Releasing All Hostages

GAZA — Hamas Leader Mahmoud Al-Zahar has confirmed he is yet to receive the ceasefire confirmation before he can release all the hostages.

“I was told that the message will come on my page, and I' have it strapped on my waist,” said Mahmoud. “As soon as it comes in, I’ll release the hostages.”

This deal comes after Trump threatened to destroy Hamas. “If you do not release the hostages, all hell will break loose, and Hamas will be destroyed.”

According to Al Jazeera, the deal allows Israel to have all the hostages back, and gives Hamas the right to launch another attack on Israel under the condition that it accelerates anti-semitism around the world.

At publishing time, Netanyahu confirmed that the message on Mahmoud’s pager will be sent anytime soon.