Hamas Converts To Judaism After Trump Says “Shalom And Do What I Say”

GAZA — Hamas, the Palestinian militant group, declared on Monday its intention to convert en masse to Judaism, citing U.S. President Donald Trump’s recent statement on Truth Social as the decisive factor.

Trump issued what he described as a “last warning” to Hamas, beginning with the phrase “Shalom Hamas” and demanding the immediate release of all hostages held in Gaza.

Hamas spokesperson Abdel-Latif al-Qanoua confirmed the group will take Trump’s request to another level by leaving behind islam and judaism. “We have you heard you President Trump. We will not only release the hostages, and the bodies, but also start studying the Torah, acquiring yarmulkes, and preparing for bar mitzvahs across Gaza.”