Green Party Forced To Communicate With Sign Language To Avoid Offending The Many Subcultures Within The Rainbow Community

WELLINGTON, NZ — The Green Party of New Zealand has announced it will abandon spoken language entirely, opting instead to communicate via sign language to avoid offending the way too many subcultures within the rainbow community.

The decision comes after co-leader Chlöe Swarbrick lectured the nation that terms like “bussy” are sacred queer slang, misunderstood by normies, and the media should be careful in not offending the subcultures with their questioning.

“I felt quite uncomfortable that the media kept using the wrong pronouns, and the line of questioning was disrespectful too, to the many subcultures that exist within the rainbow community,” said Chlöe Swarbrick. “So we have decided that from now on, we will only answer questions using sign language.” This was communicated to The Chimp Chronicles using sign language, and since we are chimps, we get it.