Governor Newsom Cozies Up By Fire, Watches Trump On Joe Rogan Explaining How To Use Water To Stop Fires

LOS ANGELES, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom was spotted cozying up next to the flames of his own burning home, his eyes glued to a livestream of former President Donald Trump on the Joe Rogan Experience.

Trump passionately explaining the groundbreaking concept of using water to extinguish fires. "You see, Joe," Trump was saying, "water is wet, and when you make the soil wet, the fire never starts. It's science."

As the flames licked at the edges of Newsom's plush living room, the Governor seemed nodding along to Trump's profound advice. Outside, firefighters battled the blaze. His staff were trying to drag him away from the screen, but Newsom was entranced.

“This makes a lot of sense,” said Newsom. “how did I not know that Trump went on Joe Rogan and talked about this. Something is wrong with my YouTube account.”

At publishing time, Newsom has sent Joe Rogan a text asking if he can come on his podcast to talk about he is building a water reservoir for his house, just his house!