Government Successfully Conserve Massive Deficits

WELLINGTON, NZ — Government officials announced Tuesday they have achieved their goal of conserving massive budget deficits.

"We will not allow anyone to destroy our country by getting rid of deficits," said Finance Minister Nicola Willis. "That's why we are preserving deficits until 2029. This is to ensure we continue the tradition of operating with deficit such as spending billions of dollars we don't have and expanding the size of the government every year."