Government Says Borrowing More, Hiring More Public Servants, Being Sensitive To Minorities, Selling Out To Globalists, Drags Educating Our Children, And Funding The Media, Will Help The Economy Grow

NZ — Christopher Luxon, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, announced today that the key to achieving economic growth lies in racking up the deficits, having a bigger government, being sensitive to minority groups, doing climate change deals with globalists, having drags educate our children, and funding the media, will help the economy grow.

“Let me level with you New Zealand. You have voted for exactly this, and we are delivering on our promises. Ignore the polls from New Zealand Taxpayers Union, you should look at who their funders are, The Atlas Network (coughs), you’ll see the discourse they are trying to create,” said Luxon. “These guys want free-market economics, lower taxes, less government, and policies that promote individual liberty and property rights. That’s a threat to our economy.”

At publishing time, Luxon continued being ‘tone deaf.’ What I say to you is, if we do all the wrong things, the right results will show.”