Government Official Who Took Billions From Wealthy People, Warns Public Against Government Corruption From Wealthy People

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — During his farewell address to the nation, a notorious government leader who took billions from wealthy people, warned the nation about the dangers of government corruption.

“I know I have raised billions from wealthy people, and some received the medal of freedom, but folks.. listen up.. we can’t have wealthy people involved in politics,” said the man who enriched himself off corruption for the last half-century. “Can you imagine what Elon Musk will do at the White House? He will hglfjsudbd thtigh dnfubfub foihfi … listen, he will destroy the deep state.. and that’s bad,”

With a networth of $200 million, this oligarch also warned the nation about America being run by oligarchs. “Can you imagine America being a post-soviet Russia? We will be selling everything to Elon, Zuckerberg, and Bezos. When is my next nap time Jill?”

At publishing time, Biden just transferred 10 billion into 15 different shell accounts in Ukraine.