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Frustrated Insurance Customers Undecided If They Want To Become Murderers

Frustrated Insurance Customers Undecided If They Want To Become Murderers

U.S. — Frustrated insurance customers battling the labyrinthine world of insurance claims, denials, and large excess fees are struggling to decide if they want to become murderers.

Dec 09, 2024
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U.S. — Frustrated insurance customers battling the labyrinthine world of insurance claims, denials, and large excess fees are struggling to decide if they want to become murderers.

With each member's story more harrowing than the last, they've reached a crossroads: to murder or not to murder. "I mean, if we're going to be denied life anyway by these CEOs, why not take the plunge into the dark side" pondered one member, clutching their latest denial letter like it was the last piece of toilet paper in a post-apocalyptic world.

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