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Fisher & Paykel Washing Machine Files Restraining Order Against Luxon And Willis For Excessive Spinning

Jul 29, 2025
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WELLINGTON, NZ — A Fisher & Paykel washing machine has filed a restraining order against Prime Minister Christopher Luxon and Finance Minister Nicola Willis.

The appliance, a 11kg Series 11 front loader, claims it has been subjected to excessive spinning, far beyond its recommended capacity.

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