FBI Says They Are Yet To Find A Motive For Boston Marathon Bombing

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BOSTON, MA — In a press conference after the situation in New Orleans, the FBI said they are still looking for a motive that would explain why an Islamic extremist would attack a marathon.

"Please be patient with. We are determining the motive of this bombing that took place many years ago in Boston during the marathon" said Special Agent Rick DesLauriers to reporters. "To be fair, we are yet to solve the mystery behind why terrorist would commit 9/11. They are nice guys. We funded them back in the day to fight the soviets.”

FBI Director Christopher Wray confirmed that they will get around to investigating the motive behind why the New Orleans terrorist joined ISIS as soon as they finish up their investigation baffling Boston Marathon bombing.

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