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FBI Director Resigns To Run Charity That Raids Homeless Encampments For Social Etiquette Violations

Dec 11, 2024
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — FBI Director Christopher Wray has announced his resignation from the bureau to take up the leadership of a new charity, a group dedicated to raiding homeless encampments for social etiquette violations.

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