FBI Admits They Were Wrong About Everything After Crowdsourcing Crime-Solving To X Users

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The FBI has come forward with an admission that they've been wrong about virtually everything. The revelation came after the FBI decided to crowdsource crime-solving on X.

From cases involving social media posts from far-right white supremacists to the latest terrorist attack, the users on X have been on point, in solving crime quickly.

The FBI's Director, Christopher Wray said, "What can I say? We have been wrong all along. For some reason, users on X can see common sense, and we at the FBI struggle with that."

On the first day of 2025, FBI was facing two terror attacks, which they simply couldn’t solve. “We really thought it was the cars. Tesla Cybertruck batter pack exploding outside Trump tower, and Ford truck having an issue with the breaks, ending up running a few people down,” continued FBI Director Christopher Wray.

At publishing time, the FBI has reportedly begun hiring from the ranks of X's most prolific crime-solvers, offering positions with titles like "Digital Detective" and "Meme Analyst."