WASHINGTON, D.C. — Evidence has emerged that former president Joe Biden’s autopen—a machine designed to replicate his signature—quietly signed executive orders while the commander-in-chief dozed off during his frequent daily naps.
The bombshell discovery, uncovered by government employee called Big Balls from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), has ignited a firestorm of controversy and prompted President Donald Trump to ban autopen.
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to The Chimp Chronicles to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.