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EXPOSED: Biden's Autopen Signed Executive Orders When Biden Took Naps
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EXPOSED: Biden's Autopen Signed Executive Orders When Biden Took Naps

Mar 14, 2025
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EXPOSED: Biden's Autopen Signed Executive Orders When Biden Took Naps
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Evidence has emerged that former president Joe Biden’s autopen—a machine designed to replicate his signature—quietly signed executive orders while the commander-in-chief dozed off during his frequent daily naps.

The bombshell discovery, uncovered by government employee called Big Balls from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), has ignited a firestorm of controversy and prompted President Donald Trump to ban autopen.

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