Experts Warn Against Catching 'Tamaki Derangement Syndrome', Push For Mandating Mind Virus Vaccine

NZ — A peculiar new contagion, known as Tamaki Derangement Syndrome (TDS), is reportedly sweeping across New Zealand, threatening to infect citizens with irrational thinking. Described as a flu-like virus striking just as the seasons shift, TDS is spreading like wildfire.

“New Zealand, be aware of this mind virus,” said professor Gad Saad, author of the Parasitic Mind. “Read the Parasitic Mind, it will help protect your mind from ideas that sound amazing, which is an indication for it being a mind virus.”

As Tamaki faces threats from from green-haired mobs, experts have issued a survival guide to avoid catching this mind virus before a vaccine is available, and The Chimp Chronicles brings you an exclusive breakdown;